Money keeps the kids in touch

Written by Brenda Harrison on Tuesday, 11 August 2015. Posted in Columns, Opinions

A reader passed along these aphorisms about life. I think are worth sharing. 

  • It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. 
  • We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart? 
  • A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. 
  • When blondes have more fun, do they know it? 
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. 
  • Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. 
  • If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. 
  • Red meat is not bad for you, fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 
  • Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. 
  • Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
  • Alabama state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi. 
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 
  • The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
  • “I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.” 
  • The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they’ve passed.

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