Yep, I can relate to that...

on Wednesday, 15 November 2017. Posted in Columns, Opinions

Most of us can probably relate to some of the following comments and quotes found on coffee mugs, t-shirts and canvases:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

I’m beginning to realize I will never be old enough to know better.

Sometimes when I can’t hear someone, I just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.

Some people are great at multitasking. They can listen, ignore and forget all at once.

Wouldn’t it the great to be like a caterpillar? Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

I tend to hold onto junk for years and throw it away a week before I need it.

Senility will be a fairly smooth transition for me.

Ever wonder if clouds look down on us and say, “Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot.”

I get up in the morning tired, so by the afternoon I’m dying to rest. Come bedtime and I can’t sleep.

Smonday is the moment Sunday stops feeling like Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.

I can’t believe how old people my age are. I always knew I would get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise, though.

Apparently you have to eat healthy more than once to get in shape. This is cruel and unfair.

I don’t want to be an adult today. I don’t want to be human. Today I want to be a dog, lying on the floor in the sun. Please pet me and bring snacks.

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